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      <image:title>Shorts - My Life With Alcohol - But to do so, the boy needed an ace up his sleeve. He knew he needed to be more than the shy, quiet one banishing himself to the corner. He needed something that had proven invaluable to opening his personality to the world while in college.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shorts - My Life With Alcohol - It would be many years more, long after many of his friends had already tasted the forbidden beverage that the boy once again tried. This time it came from his brother who offered a helpful tip to avoid the savage taste of beer; hold your nose.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shorts - My Life With Alcohol - At the age of 21, the boy had his first run-in with the law. He felt like a failure. And felt very alone.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shorts - My Life With Alcohol - One would think that by now the boy would have learned his lesson. But for the boy, the only thing standing between happiness and a life alone in misery was a version of himself only alcohol could unlock. And not even finding love could could dissuade that thinking.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shorts - My Life With Alcohol - But it soon grew to be too much for the boy. Day after day of interviews. Calling strangers, entering strange homes, seeking out the world. It was stressful, exhausting and it dragged at the core of the boy’s being. And so he did, what he’d never really done before. He drank alone.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shorts - My Life With Alcohol - But he dreamed of more. And if there was one thing he could do better than most, it was dream. And when he dreamed, it was never about him holding a bottle of beer in hand, sitting on the couch. It was him heroically fighting off a legion of skeletons with nothing but a sword and the sweat from his brow. In his dreams, his celebrations involved more fireworks and bright lights than they did shots and bitter drink.</image:title>
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